Funny Shayari

Jise Dil Diya Wo Dilli Chali Gai

Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi
Jise Pyar kiya wo Poona Chali gayi
Jise Ishq kiya wo Itli Chali gayi
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi



Roz Kyu ?

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu



LAL HOTE HAI

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone
tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai



Gudia

Teddies hote hain bade pyaare
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna



Kya Din Tha

kya din tha wo
jo khatam ho gaya
kya rat thi wo
jo pal bhar mein beet gayi
aur kya duniya hai yeh
aashiko ki bewaafayi ho gayi

Sms Shayari

Sharafat Se Contact Me Rehna

Tumari yaad dil se jane nahi denge
Tumhare jaise dost khone nahi denge
Sharafat se hamare contact mein rehna
Warna bahut marenge aur rone nahi denge


HAR GHAZAL MEIN TUMHEIN RAKHNA

HAR GHAZAL MEIN TUMHEIN RAKHNA MERA DASTOOR HAI LEKIN
SAR-E-MEHFIL TERE CHARCHE MUJHE ACCHE NAHI LAGTE


Ye Ghazab Kia Teri Yaad Ne

Ye ghazab kia teri yaad ne
mujhe aa sataya namaaz mein
mere wo bhi sajde qaza hue
jo ada hue the namaaz mein


Tujhko Socha To Bohat

Tujhko Socha To Bohat, Par Likha Kum Maine
Ke Teri Tareef Ke Qabil Mere Alfaaz Kahan


I MISS U BAR-BAR

O meri makki di roti!
Sarson de saag!
Suji de halve!
Lassi de glass!
Te amb de achar!
Na sms na misscall!

Kithe ho SARKAR

I MISS U BAR-BAR